A plan.

I've got a plan.

I've decided that it's important to have an ambition. Something I want to achieve during my term in office. And I've decided what it'll be.

Prince Charles.

I'm going to get him to come to Bangor next year. It'll be GREAT. I'll get to wear my ivory jacket and he'll bumble around and it'll all be very grand. He hasn't been to Bangor for over ten years I believe. Maybe he'll bring Camilla. She has ivory jackets too. We can compare notes. Anyway, it's about time he visited.

So here's the plan. We need to open up dialogue by actually sending their toilet roll cover thingy. Then we'll come up with some really sparkly, innovative environmental policy. Charles likes them. Maybe we could have our own organic farm which would supply everything we sell in Freddy's. Charles could come along and cut the ribbon. It'll have to be something environmental, and it'll have to be something which requires a dignitary to unveil.

Okay, so maybe the plan isn't fully formed yet. But the concept is definitely there. Sorted. I feel like I have a purpose. A mission. Perhaps even a quest.

 

14 comments:

Sam said...

Ooh, yes.

Anonymous said...

Well, he is the University's Chancellor, so he should really put in an appearance once in a while! lol

CG said...

Are they still disbanding the University of Wales? If so, when? Presumably he won't be Chancellor anymore after that, so he really should put in one final appearance.

Sam said...

They're not officially disbanding it, no word of that - but lots of the universities (Aber, Bangor) have applied for degree-awarding powers.

Anonymous said...

prince charles. let us start the letter writing campaign....but surely this means I have to be polite, not fall over anything and make sure i don't spill my drink in anyone's lap. or say something stupid.

hmmm....perhaps its best if i write the letters? besides, i don't think i'd suit ivory - can i wear jeans???

Anonymous said...

i thikin it is a most shiny idea!! wonders what i have to wear for such an occasion, it blatently warrents a quick trip back from abroad i do feel!!

CG said...

Look how far our plan has come in such a small amount of time! Emma's going to write letters, and everyone else is ALREADY working on their outfits. We'll be ready in no time.

Emma, you can wear jeans as long as you sew something like 'Charles & Camilla 4eva' on them. With sequins.

Spencer said...

I'm not a royalist myself ..

However .. When your in such company you should make an effort ..

I'm sure I could dust down the old suit ...

Just make sure nobody mentions the Chinese ....

Anonymous said...

oh how tasteful is your plan for emma's jeans!! that is pure class!!

i just realsied you prob have no idea who i am,i am andy and was on the SU exec before christmas until i escaped over to france!! emma or sam, or any of the current sabbs can tell you who i am, and hopefully thatim not some random weirdo who plays about on people's blogs!!

keep up the fashion ideas, i feel there could be a complete line coming out here- 'charles and camilla denim wear'

Anonymous said...

these sequins...what colour would they be??? i refuse to wear anything distasteful, after all!!

and as for the letter campaign, how does this sound as a first draft:

dear queenies son,

i understand you have something to do with a university. this note, enclosed in a toilet roll holder of a welsh dolly is to ask you to come visit the people who thought twould be fun if you came to visit. there will be ivory and sequins and everything.

lots of love,

su type people.

Anonymous said...

after having very little to do with my time and putting further thought into this, you could even sell the royal denim line in the SU shop, oh what a boost to trading profits that would be :p :p

CG said...

That's a wonderful letter, Emma. We'll have to find some suitable headed paper. What colour do you suggest for the sequins? Ivory? Or perhaps multi-coloured?

Is William or Harry or whichever it is still learning to fly in RAF Valley? Cos then they could get in some quality time with the family as well.

And hello Andy, I remember you. I don't think we ever spoke, though. Welcome along! You'll certainly have to come back to Bangor for this, there's no way we'd exclude someone who's had such an integral part to play in the planning of this plan. Will the royal denim line be exclusively jeans, or will we be branching out to other garments too? I have a sewing machine, I'll help make stuff. How exciting!

Anonymous said...

i guess that there are two options, either go for it and produce a range of royal denim type garments and hope!! or start with the jeans and if they are a hit, progress from there!! it really is a difficult decision to make!! lol!!

alas, william is no longer at valley, he is doing his initial officer training at sandhurst!! while harry is doing something or other soldier-y!! that is a shame, im sure there would have been a big turnout if one (or both) of the boys could be there too!!

my question is, could bangor police cope with this? hehehe! i think they would need to be warned about six months ago so they can start their planning (and reading the text boks on what to do when a royal comes to town)!! hehe!

Anonymous said...

Multi coloured sequins, blatently. I think I'd look a little washed out in ivory....

I'm glad you like the letter, but I don't think we need to choose suitably headed paper. As its going in a toilet roll holder, could we not write it on toilet roll, one word per sheet??

(realises this takes humour a little TOO far, and runs away to do some work. After all, that is what being at work is all about, surely?)