This work thing is tiring. My working week has rocketed from 2 lectures to 35 hours per week. And I've just spent about an hour trying to order magazines for the Amnesty Society, spelling out my names countless times.

Me: "C - A - R - O - L - A - N"

Stupid person: "C - A - R ..."

Me: "O - L - A - N"

Stupid person: "O ... wait .. C - A - R - O - L ..."

Me: "A - N"

Stupid person: "Say all that again?"

AGH! Then they get confused with the number of gs in my surname:

"Hang on, G - O - G - T ..."

 

13 comments:

Supermanc said...

Awww.... it's even worse when people can't hear me saying JACK...

"Jack"
"Huh?"
"Jack"
"Did you say Clint?"

And then the smeggers put an E on the end of GREEN.... I mean WHY?!?!?! ARGH!!!!!!!!!

Spencer said...

Try having two names that could be either your first or last name ...

I remember regeistration in school ...

oh the hilarity.

Supermanc said...

I think therefore on reflection, people who can't work out people's names suck.

Kitty said...

But none of your surnames are "Prince" are they!

Spencer said...

registration*

Sorry, I type far too quickly and I spell things wrong ..

The classic is because ..

I always spell it 'becuase' ..

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of:

"Welcome to XYZ Cinema Hotline,

Please say after the tone the location of your local XYZ Cinema"

*BEEP*

"Southampton"

A few clicks...

"We believe you said Southend on Sea...is this correct"

"NO, you *&&~", SOUTHAMPTON"

A few more clicks...

"We believe you said Stoke on Trent"

Argghhhh

CG said...

Try using those voice recognition things with an Irish accent. Having spent about twenty minutes trying to find cinema times I gave up in despair. WHYYYY? I'd far rather press buttons on my phone than have voice recognition software. Way too difficult.

Supermanc said...

I wish everywhere used email or instant messenger programmes... then they couldn't possibly get mistaken with names and places.... could they?

CG said...

I should say, by the way, that the NUS Wales Women's Officer was very nice about it, and told me it was a lovely name.

Supermanc said...

It is a lovely name. :-)

Spencer said...

SUCK UP!!

tut tut

Supermanc said...

Yeah I admit, I am a suck up... but I'm so good at it :-)

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